[The feed opens up on Rose, teeth gritted, propped up on a few mismatched pillows on a couch. She's clearly trying to suppress something and it makes her look more constipated than anything]

Alright. I get it. I've seen the videos. The Underworld can kiss my ass right now.

[She takes a moment, trying to breathe through it, trying to angle the ( Read more... )

[Ah yes, many of you will remember Rose as the idiot who decided it was a good idea to move into Dracula's old house. The rest of you are wondering who this chick is and when did she get here, cause you sure haven't seen her anywhere near the markets]

Oh Hey! [Yeah she'll work this tablet out eventually]Alright first - check it...

[The tablet ( Read more... )

[The feed flickers on and Rose can be seen holding something black over the bottom half of her face. Her eyes are crinkled in disgust.]

So ahhh [She's not that easy to understand with her mouth covered] So I find this house... Big, two story thing. A real fixer upper... [pause] Just one, intsy wintsy problem...

[The camera turns to show the front of ( Read more... )

... real helpful! Yeah that's right! You just row your stupid boat away. [Louder.] I'll be just fine here. [Inaudible muttering.]

[There is a blur of motion then a face appears on the screen, eyes narrow to slits causing the brow to furrow. She is clearly younger than the average resident and clearly, not happy.]

Oh... iPad? [Tilts head.] Knock off, ( Read more... )